So I had no voice at work today, and since I work...
disney-garden: I had a little note pad, in which I wrote, “Can’t speak, Ursula the Sea Witch stole my voice! But I’m happy to assist you!” And a little girl came up to me, read my notepad, grabbed my hand, and dragged me all around the store, asking random guys if they’d like to be my “true love” so I can get my voice back and stay human. …it was the most adorable, awkward situation I had...
rubywhiterabbit: My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something… Pluto is there. The artist remembered Pluto. Guys… The artist drew Pluto crying.
iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye: if i had a voice like morgan freeman i would just walk around the streets following people and pretend to narrate their lives
FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends...– No one, ever. (via scoldylox)
We let Willow cut her hair. When you have a little girl, it’s like how can you...– Will Smith in Parade Magazine on Willow’s hair (via fuckyeahfeminists)